The Princess has been potty trained for a while now, but her wiping and handwashing skills are still, let's say, lacking. The wiping is more of a wipe-the-leg-and-drop-the-paper-in, and the hand washing is, apparently, a challenge to see just how high she can get the soap bubbles to fly up the mirror (...and the counter...and the wall...and the floor...).
Imagine, then, my surprise when she ran into the kitchen the other day saying, "Mom, I go potty!"
"You need to go?"
"No, I awready go."
"You did? Big girl! Let's go wash your hands."
"No, I awready wash hands."
Oh crap. I run to the bathroom preparing for a full on bubble disaster. Hmm....dry floor. Hmm...dry sink. "Madeline, how exactly did you wash your hands?"
"I WASH *lick finger* DEM WIFF *lick finger* MY MOUF!"
Imagine, then, my surprise when she ran into the kitchen the other day saying, "Mom, I go potty!"
"You need to go?"
"No, I awready go."
"You did? Big girl! Let's go wash your hands."
"No, I awready wash hands."
Oh crap. I run to the bathroom preparing for a full on bubble disaster. Hmm....dry floor. Hmm...dry sink. "Madeline, how exactly did you wash your hands?"
"I WASH *lick finger* DEM WIFF *lick finger* MY MOUF!"
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