How Y'alls Guys Doin'?

Northerners listen up. I'm just going to say this one time. People that are born and bred in the south NEVER refer to one lone person as "y'all". "Y'all" is plural. It's not that we mind you mimicking the talk when you are down here visiting. We know. It IS cute and it IS fun to talk this way. But when you refer to one person as "y'all", it's as wrong as Renee Zellweger's accent in "Bridget Jones' Diary" and you ain't foolin' nobody, sugar. It'd be like if one of us headed up north, walked up to you in a deli and said, "How y'alls guys doin'?"