Ah...The Power of The Easy Listening Rock Station

Isn't it funny how, as an adult, you hear songs from your youth and you finally understand what the singer is singing? Lo, these many years I have thought that Kenny Roger's wife left him with "four hundred children and a crop in the field". I remember as a child thinking, "Run, Lucille, run!" I've also come to realize that Steve Miller wasn't singing "Big Ol' Jed had a light on" and nobody was EVER "blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night."