Dear Sarah

Dear Sarah,

I was in the shower just now and started thinking about your wedding cake cupcakes and how I said "invite me to the frosting party" instead of doing them all myself because I hate cupcakes. I don't know why I thought about them in the shower. Maybe it was the shave gel I was using. It smelled really sweet and then puffed up into a white frosting-looking blob. I think it was called Alluring Avacado...which made me think of your lemon cupcakes with green-tea frosting deal. Huh...that's really weird that they would use a food for shave gel....because nothing says "yuck" like food and hair. Oh, wait a minute...maybe they were appealing to the avacado as more "spa treatment" and less "ingredient". Hmmmm....wait...where were we? Holy, tangent. Oh....cupcakes, right.

So, I'm thinking that if you get the girls together for a "frosting party" like we talked about, there is going to be, at some point, alcohol involved. Again, let's face it, nothing says "cake" like a shot of Citron. Wait...that might just be me. Tangent! Anyhoo, as the night goes on those little cupcakes of your are probably going to start lookin' a hot mess! I'm sending you this pic of a cake I made for a little girl that wanted "a blue cake with a purple flower on it". I don't know what your colors are, but I can just imagine two or three rows of white or palest yellow petals (I'm trying for pale-est, but "palest" doesn't look right...hmm. Isn't it funny how sometimes when you spell out a word and it doesn't look right? I actually spellchecked "of" one time. I typed the "o" and the "f", but then I kept thinking there MUST be a "v". It just looked off to me...oh, now that's funny...'cause I said "off" and "of" is just one letter away from...Good God from Greensboro that pot of coffee is doing me NO favors this morning!) with a tiny, palest...um, very pale...chartreuse center. You could even do a few different color cominations...whatev. So, call me soon and let me know if you're still interested in hiring out the cupcakes. If you need me to do them, I'm in! Gonna go to the kitchen now. All this talk has me hungry for avacados and cake...and Citron. I know, I know...it's only 9:00 am, but it's cool, my kid doesn't have school today. Wait...it might only be 8:00 am. I'm not sure if I changed this clock forward yet. Like it matters.